best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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