Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Randomize
