As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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