I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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