im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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