Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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