doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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