I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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