Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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