bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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