she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I feel like death gave me a hand job
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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