id be glad to
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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