hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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