Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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