Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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