the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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