ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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