He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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