Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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