Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Randomize
