I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
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