My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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