break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
so that wasnt chicken after all
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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