Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
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