So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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