Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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