brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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