How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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