tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
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