i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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