he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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