fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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