We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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