So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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