I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
Randomize
