I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
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