ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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