We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
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