I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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