Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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