How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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