Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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