Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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