Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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