You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
someone owes me an orgasm
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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