Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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