We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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