dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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