and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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