How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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