The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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