and you said cock pushups were impossible
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
My ass is underappreciated
Life without a bra equals bliss.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
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